A Little Bit Of Nothing

Apparently the KFC in Keizer has no reservations when it comes to racial stereotyping. I was there having lunch the other week when I looked up and saw this giant picture looming over me, begging to be blogged about. I mean, come on, seriously? Tell me, what isn't funny about a picture of two black kids holding a bucket of chicken hanging on the wall of a KFC? And just look at how happy those boys are! Hahaha... priceless. Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

Question: does this look painful?

So check it out, I was driving around town recently when I ended up behind this car, and I must say I'm still a little curious and confused about it. So Luke and Nancy were just married... over a year ago! Can you think of a single reason why someone would still have their wedding day chalk message plastered across their car window, an entire year after the wedding took place? I've hurt my brain trying to come up with a reason, so I'm going to leave this one up to you guys.

Question: top shelf liquor or fancy sex toys? (picture)

Christmas is over and I'm glad. Humans tend to get very irritable towards the end of the year when that consumerism bug crawls into their skin and they're faced with enormous wish lists brimming with expensive bullshit to buy. Heck, just one iPod alone can make the task of pleasing a loved one very taxing on the bank account. People are freaks, they want so much stuff. Last month during Black Friday the Woodburn outlet shopping center drew such a large crowd that the I-5 interstate was jammed with traffic for 3 miles in either direction. And this was 4 hours before the stores even opened!! People are freaks. Sometimes it seems like all the ignorant voices of the world are stuck on repeat.

Oh look, a penny..