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My Final Blog?

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For those of you who aren't in the know, the rapture will occur tomorrow. Did you notice the usage of the verb 'will' in that sentence? Yes it was intentional, and yes I'm quoting someone else. Do I believe God is coming back tomorrow? Um, no, but let me tell you who does... Harold Camping. This guy has spent thousands of dollars posting the May 21st prophecy signs (like you see above) on 2,000 billboards nationwide. He's very serious about this, as are many others I'm sure. I'm guessing he overlooked the part of the Bible (Deuteronomy) that says false prophecy is punishable by death. Oopsie! Well look, I'm not here to debate or discuss the Christian religion or the myriad ways that the fundamentalist wackos taint it, I'm just here to write one more blog entry in case all of this is true. You see, if millions of people disappear tomorrow there's a good chance the internet will be affected, and I don't want my last words to be a silly poem

Fritz

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fritz a pig's bloodshot eye peering through the key hole, "open the fucking door!" he says, as good times give way to madness. on one side, the law on the other side, the raw... sex stuffed into pipes and cats scratching back at nature. what a wonderful wiggly world. poem by Mick Tomlinson

Keep It Together

I'll just let the video speak for itself. Keep it together, bitches!